An anklet for Donald Trump
Monday, 5 December 2016 | Admin
Okay, the election is over. It's all done and dusted (save for any last-minute, behind-the-scenes shenanigans) and on December the 19th, the Electoral College will elect Donald Trump as the new president of the United States. He will then be inaugurated on January 20, 2017. The winner takes it all, as they say in America - and Sweden.
But now the saga continues. As I pointed out in a previous blog, both candidates would look good wearing magnetic bracelets - provided they wear other things as well. But I was speculating on which particular bracelets they might wear. It now looks like a victory for the Ace of Spades. At least in our iconography. The man who owns casinos took the biggest gamble of all and it paid off!
Whether he actually buys a magnetic bracelet is another matter. But maybe he is not the jewellery type. Or maybe he prefers to keep his jewels concealed - or at least unobtrusive. If so, the perfect magnetic therapy product for him would be an anklet.
These are mostly for women, but it would probably do the Donald good to get in touch with his feminine side. After all, they say that inside every alpha male there's a woman trying to get out. And maybe that would explain Trump's profound and intense love for himself.
Of course buying jewellery online is not just for the poor. Indeed Donald Trump's daughter bought jewellery online from a company that gave the money to Hillary Clinton's campaign. Of course we won't do that here. We just aim to give the customer good products and great service! Maybe Ivanka would like to buy one of our anklets?